fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

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valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

(via hallucination-breakdown)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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tipchune:

tipchune:

i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens

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(via ivyandsilver)

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

(via verygrump)

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
anyone ever tell you you have nice arms?
im--going--cakeless im--going--cakeless Said:

Actually yes? I haven’t been told it in a while but I have heard it. Thank you anon I really appreciate the compliment :)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(via misunder-standing)

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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(via pizza)