rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

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raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

(via planetary-g0)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via daleks-are-assbutts)

thatraregamerr:

Expanded to the max

dorkmeetstumblr:

I couldn’t help it. I’m sorry.

dorkmeetstumblr:

I couldn’t help it. I’m sorry.

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(via throwtheedgars)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via mutantragequitpsycho)